Maskers' Bassett Studio
on5th to 8th March 1974

| Cast | played by: |
| Bro Paradock | Ken Hann |
| Middie Paradock | Ann Archer |
| 1st Comedian | Pete White |
| 2nd Comedian | Brian Stansbridge |
| Don | Angela Stansbridge |
| Nora | Sheila Clark |
| 1st Cleaner | Judi Goddard |
| 2nd Cleaner | Angela Dean |
| Mrs.Vinegar | Mollie Manns |
| Miss Salt | Carol Pierce |
| Denzil Pepper | John Mitchell |
| Mustard Short | Alan Newell |
| Chairman | Becket Pennington-Legh |
| Man in Hat | John Carrington |
| Author | Geoff Wharam |
| For the Maskers | |
| Directed by | Peter White |
| Stage Manager | Ivan White |
| Scenery | Ron Tillyer, John Riggs |
| Lighting | Ivan White |
| Sound | Ron Tillyer |
| Special technician | Graham Buchanan |
